Morpeth does pedestrianisation.

“If you'd like to find somewhere to sit I'll come and take your order. Will you be inside or..?”

“We'll sit outside, thanks, for the car showroom vibe. We find nothing complements a slice of unusual cheese and a pot of novelty tea quite like the view of a Nissan Juke's muscled backside and shiny puckered exhaust.”

“It's a pleasure to serve such discerning customers. We like to think that of the three eateries in the Sanderson Arcade we offer a garage forecourt aesthetic and ambience second only to Barluga..”